The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell sound asleep. > > Some hours later, Tonto woke the Lone Ranger and said, > "Kemo Sabe, look at sky. What you see?" > > The Lone Ranger replied, "I see millions of stars." > > "What that tell you?" asked Tonto. > > The Lone Ranger pondered for a minute and then said, > "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. > Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. >Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. >Theologically, the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. >Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. >What's it tell you, Tonto?" > > "You dumber than buffalo patties. It mean someone stole tent.
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Too funny!! A nice belly laugh to start another busy day! Thanks
Just mentioning Lone Ranger and Tonto brings back memories of a simpler time when we "watched" them on the radio.....those were the days...............
Wonderful story!! Thanks for posting it and bringing up some good memories of one of my childhood heroes! I especially loved Tonto's horse Scout and wished I had one exactly like him. ~Sunflower
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